The Slaves of Society: A Comedy in Covers — Reading Notes
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xcursion had not been wholly unconnected with a bicycle. Further incriminating evidence was supplied by a dark cloth jacket, similar in design to that worn by the steward on board a yacht, but ornamented with a number of oxidized steel buttons of the size of crown pieces, and by a straw hat indistinguishable from those ordinarily worn by undergraduates.
In spite of these evidences of that removal of the barrier between the sexes which is the crowning triumph of our civilization, Lady Victoria was a most attractive girl. She was not quite so youthful as the marchioness, but that could hardly have been expected. At twenty, one is usually a hardened woman of the world; at forty, one begins to be an innocent little thing.
We have hinted that Lady Victoria had just returned from a bicycle ride. It is necessary to add that she had not returned alone.
The companion who had escorted her, not only to the door of the house, but up-stairs, to that of the drawing-room, was a tall, fine-looking man of twenty-eight or thirty, whose whole surface, from his boots to his forehead, gleamed with that excess of physical polish which is the religion of the British soldier. It is not the only religion which demands some intellectual sacrifice on the part of its votaries.
As soon as the two were inside the room, Lady Victoria turned to her companion.
“How can you be so imprudent, Gerald! Do you know my mother is in the next room?”
Captain Mauleverer walked boldly forward, and sat down without waiting to be asked.
“Certainly,” he answered, coolly. “That is the reason why I have come into this room. It was not my aunt whom I wanted to see. You know, we are barely on speaking terms.”
“You needn’t tell me that. I assure you my mother has taken good care to let me know her opinion of you. I warn you plainly that if she comes in and finds you here, I shall abandon you to her.”
Captain Mauleverer tried to look unconcerned.
“I didn’t think you were such a coward as that, Vick,” he remonstrated. “But, after all, I don’t see that I have done anything so very dreadful. She can’t forbid me the house altogether, you know. I’m her own husband’s nephew.”
Lady Victoria smiled with good-natured scorn.
“That’s nothing. You don’t know my mother. She wouldn’t hesitate to forbid her husband the house, if she wanted to. Husbands occupy a very uncertain position in society nowadays; they are only tolerated.”
“Is that a warning for me, I wonder?”
Something in her cousin’s tone, and the look with which he accompanied the question, brought out an impatient frown on Victoria’s face. She walked over to the window, and stood tapping her foot against the floor.
“Don’t be ridiculous, Gerald! You know as well as I do that it is not the slightest use for this sort of thing to go on.”
She kept her back turned on him while she spoke. There was a touch of softness in his voice as he answered:
“It has gone on a long time, Vick, hasn’t it?”
“A great deal too long,” was the reply, spoken with decision. “You know it is perfectly hopeless. You can’t afford me; I have told you so over and over again. Why on earth don’t you go and invest yourself in a pork-butcher’s daughter from Chicago, like everybody else?”
She turned on him with some fierceness as she put the question. The captain looked up at her reproachfully as he exclaimed:
“What a hateful girl you are to talk like that! You know perfectly well that you love me.”
“Don’t be vulgar, Gerald!” was the sharp rebuke. “What has that to do with the question? You know I am for sale, just like the Zulu women. I don’t know exactly how many cows I am worth, but I know I am one of the most expensive girls in London.”
Captain Mauleverer pulled his mustache, gazing at her with ill-concealed admiration.
“Well, anyway, that is no reason why I shouldn’t look in at the shop-window,” he retorted, cheerfully.
It was at this moment that the machine despatched by the marchioness entered the room to summon Victoria to her mother’s presence.
“Is there any one with the marchioness?” she inquired.
The machine believed that Mr. Despencer was with her ladyship.
“Very good; I’ll come.”
As soon as the machine had withdrawn to its subterranean abode, Captain Mauleverer asked, in the tone of a man who really desires information:
“Who on earth _is_ that man?”
Victoria looked blandly surprised.
The Marchioness of Severn, nibbling a three-cornered piece of muffin, opens the novel by sighing, “After all, what are we but slaves of society?” This line, spoken over a silver chafing-dish, sets the tone for a comedy that treats social rituals as both absurd and coercive. The scene is staged in a Berkeley Square drawing-room decorated with “Japanese dragons going through a kind of dragon drill” and a carpet compared to the poetical style of Robert Montgomery—a deliberately overwrought description that mocks the very luxury it catalogues. Upward’s narrator lingers on material details (a porcelain basin “of the thinness and transparency of a sea-shell”) to underscore how possessions become props in a performance of status. The opening thus establishes a world where every gesture, from a nibble to a sugar cube, is freighted with social calculation.
The Gilded Cage as a Recurring Metaphor
Mr. Despencer calls the marchioness “a bird of paradise held captive in a gilded cage,” a phrase she receives with ambiguous silence. The metaphor recurs when Belle Yorke, a music-hall singer, is warned by the marchioness that society has “very keen ears for the least whisper against a woman’s name.” Both women are confined by different rules: the marchioness by the need to maintain appearances, Belle by the threat of scandal that could lower her “connection with the music-halls.” The cage is not just a figure of speech; it is built into the architecture of the novel’s dialogue, where compliments double as threats and warnings masquerade as friendship. Upward’s satire lies in showing that the cage’s bars are made of words—polite, ambiguous, and wielded by those who claim to be fellow prisoners.
The Chemistry of Social Rank
Chapter VII is titled “A Question of Chemistry,” a phrase that hints at the novel’s interest in the alchemy of class. In the excerpt, the marchioness explains to Belle that Mr. Hammond “moves in the very best society” and “could marry almost any woman in England, except royalty.” The word “chemistry” suggests a system of reactions: a millionaire’s wealth can transmute social standing, but a woman’s reputation is volatile. Belle’s retort—“Mr. Hammond’s attentions to me have always been perfectly respectful”—is met with the marchioness’s insistence that society “never believes that a man’s friendship for a woman is perfectly respectful.” The dialogue becomes a duel of subtext, where each speaker tries to control the other’s social valence. Upward uses the language of science to expose the arbitrary rules that govern who can rise and who must stay in place.
The Comedy of Covering and Uncovering
The subtitle “A Comedy in Covers” points to the novel’s preoccupation with surfaces—what is hidden, what is revealed, and what is performed. The marchioness’s smile “like a mother” as she delivers a veiled threat, Belle’s “carefully measured voice” that betrays “rising anger,” and the narrator’s description of a carpet with “rich but chaotic pattern” all emphasize the gap between appearance and intent. The cover of the book itself, with its title and author pseudonym (“The Man Who Heard Something”), reinforces this theme. Even the physical setting—a room so cluttered with “fantastic and inconvenient chairs” and “palms in Satsuma jars” that it would be hazardous for the gymnastic dragons—is a joke about the absurdity of decorating a cage. Upward’s comedy depends on the reader’s ability to see through the covers that his characters so carefully maintain.
Readers should attend to the novel’s chapter titles, which often undercut the scenes they introduce (e.g., “A Mother’s Cares” reveals a mother who is anything but caring). The dialogue rewards close attention to what is left unsaid—the pauses, the smiles, the “silence that had something satirical in it.” Upward’s satire is precise, not broad; it works through accumulation of detail rather than overt mockery. Approach the text as a performance in which every character is both actor and audience.
I was thinking today about the Marchioness’s drawing-room, those whisper-thin walls of English propriety, and how much was hidden in plain sight. It brought to mind a darker, quieter shadow of the same feeling. I found myself reaching for Our Lady of Darkness — Reading Companion, recalling how its rooms held their own kind of social ghosts. A curious echo, that.
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Melinda Jones - 1 month ago
A sharp and witty comedy of manners that skewers the hypocrisies of high society with brilliant dialogue and memorable characters. The play's structure (if it is a play) is clever, with each scene revealing another layer of social pretense. The humor is stinging yet elegant, and the commentary on class and gender remains relevant. A jolly good read for theater enthusiasts and satirists alike. -
Eric Barnes - 1 month ago
The Slaves of Society offers a decent amount of entertainment with its satirical portrayal of aristocratic life. The dialogue is often quick and clever, though some characters blend together. The plot, if there is one, takes a backseat to the commentary, which may be frustrating for some readers. Overall, it's a decent read but not outstanding; it has moments of brilliance but lacks cohesion. -
Joshua Emily Brewer - 3 weeks ago
Despite some amusing lines, this comedy fails to engage. The characters are stock types, the plot is nearly nonexistent, and the satire feels heavy-handed and dated. The author's attempt to criticize societal norms comes across as preachy rather than clever. The play would be better performed than read, as the text lacks the spark to bring it to life. A mediocre effort.
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