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Fantasy Juvenile Worlds
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The story opens with a committee of four—Hank Padden, old man Whittaker, “Scenery” Sims, and narrator Henry Clay Peck—perched on a corral top, debating whether the Fourth of July merits celebration. Hank reads from a dictionary, and the group unanimously agrees it does. The scene immediately establishes a comic, oral tone: Scenery’s “squeakiest voice ever anchored in the throat of a human being” and Muley Bowles’s spontaneous poetry set the stage for a series of mishaps. The narrator’s self-deprecating voice—claiming he “lowers himself” punching cows—frames the tale as a humorous, exaggerated account.
The excerpts show a pattern of interrupted speech and physical comedy. When Muley asks about the committee’s conclusion, Scenery snaps back, and Muley responds with a verse. The narrator’s commentary—calling Muley a “cracking good poet” who “essayed to punch cows”—adds a layer of ironic distance. The scene on the corral top, with the pole bending under Muley’s weight, sets a tone of absurdity that carries through the story.
The humor relies on Henry’s deadpan narration and the contrast between his cowboy skills and the automobile’s mechanics. He discovers a “little jigger” that makes the machine speed up, and the mesquite flies past. The scene culminates in a collision with old man Whittaker, who fires a six-gun in response. Henry hides behind a tree while Whittaker mistakes Chuck for a victim, lamenting, “This ain’t no way to celebrate nohow.” The excerpts end with Henry restarting the machine, narrowly avoiding disaster.
The excerpts reveal Whittaker’s character through his speech: he is hot-tempered, easily confused, and prone to blaming his mule. Henry’s observation that the old man “pilgrims off up the road” emphasizes the absurdity. The scene reinforces the story’s reliance on verbal humor and physical comedy, with Whittaker’s six-gun and the mule serving as props. The narrator’s detached tone keeps the episode light, even as Whittaker believes he has killed someone.
The tall-tale quality is evident in the physical details: the machine’s front end against a rock, the brake not set, and Henry’s feet over the dashboard. The story’s structure—a committee investigating the Fourth of July—is a pretext for a series of comic disasters. The excerpts do not reveal the parade’s outcome, but the title “A Prevaricated Parade” hints at further fabrications. Henry’s voice, with its mix of cowboy lingo and literary flourishes, drives the humor.
Readers should approach this story as a comic tall tale rather than a realistic western. The excerpts suggest a loose plot built around the committee’s preparations, but the focus is on character voices and physical comedy. Henry’s narration rewards attention to his deadpan asides and exaggerated comparisons. The incomplete excerpts leave the parade itself a mystery, but the title promises more prevarication. Enjoy the ride.
There’s something about Henry’s stumbling parade—that whole glorious mess of good intentions and bad liquor—that stays with you. It reminds me of how certain stories just carry their own weather. I found a similar warmth, a similar sense of folks trying their best, in The Royal Regiment, and Other Novelettes — Text and Context. Some books simply feel like old company. That one does.
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